LGBT Libido Lobster Pizza

LGBT Libido Lobster Pizza

The taste combination for this pizza was inspired by the Legendary San Francisco Dish “Crab Louie”.

Ingredients:

1 avocado, diced
1 bunch fresh asparagus, cleaned and just the 3 inch tips used ¼ tsp white pepper

¼ tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp lemon juice

1 tsp roasted red pepper flakes
1 (8-ounce container) imitation Crab or Lobster
3 tablespoons finely chopped green onion

1 cup grape tomatoes cut in half

1 cup low fat cream cheese softened

2 tsp Dijon mustard

1 cup shredded Monterey Jack Cheese

1 prepared pizza dough

Anytime you get fresh produce wash it when you get it home in a nice vinegar-water bath!

Directions:

Pre-heat oven to 400 with a pizza stone inside.

In a medium bowl mix the low fat cream cheese with the Dijon mustard, peppers, and red pepper flakes. If using, add the chili powder and Tabasco. Mixture should be thick.

 

Ladle this sauce to cover the bottom of pizza to within an inch of the edges. (just like you would a red pizza sauce. I used less than 3 tbs. of sauce. Scatter the green onion over the sauce.

Peel, seed and dice the avocado. Just cut into the side until you touch the large seed, then continue around and pop the seed out with a spoon. Then with a table knife cut parallel lines down to the skin but not through.

The diced avocado can then be scooped out with a spoon. Place in a small bowl and squirt some lemon juice over it so that it does not turn brown.

With small knife cut the grape tomatoes in half.

Cook the asparagus tips in boiling water to chicken broth for only 3:30 minutes. Scoop out and drain on paper towels.

Make sure that the imitation Lobster Flakes are thawed

Distribute all of these evenly across the pizza on the cheese-white sauce. Accent with the half grape tomatoes.

Cover with Monterey Jack Cheese and dust with paprika.

Bake the pizza until crisp and golden, about 10 – 13 minutes. Remove from oven let it set for 2 minutes then Slice and serve.

Master Indy had told me that “white Pizza” is all the rage out in California now. So slave threw this together in time for the Pride Celebrations this month around the world.

June 27th 1969

Forever His property,

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