Thursday, September 11, 2014

Chess Pie or Transparent Pudding

Chess Pie or Transparent Pudding
This fine old pie was introduced to me as a kid by my
Great-Grandmother Elma. In the old South it was a favorite.



Before refrigeration, many pies would go bad. When taken from the oven, they were put in special cabinets known as pie chests with screening over holes in the sides allowing the air to cool. This kept the flies off. The pie was mostly sugar which is a natural preservative. So these pies could keep for more than a week setting in these chests or “Pie safes”.
They say the name “Chess” came from the habit of dropping the final letter of the word “Chest”. But that is just a guess. Frankly I never saw one last long because it was so good. Even if they only served it in a tiny sliver. Be warned as to its sweetness!
My Great-grandmother's recipes were only lists of ingredients so that she would not forget anything. slave has searched for decades to find just the right amounts of each. This is the result.
It is presented here to honor a new friend, Capt. Eric. A true gentleman and son of the south. It might not be just the taste that he remembers, however the chances are it has been a long time since he has had any. Anyway, I hope he and “you all” enjoy this sliver of the past.


    Ingredients:
  • ½ cup (1 stick) butter, softened
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 cup cream
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 2 tablespoons flour
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 unbaked (9-inch) pie shell



Wrap foil on your pizza stone. Set in middle of oven and let it preheat to 375 degrees.

Slave used a frozen pre-made pie crust which is set inside of the same sized pie pan for strength when moving. Don't just trust those foil pans.


In the mixer, cream the sugar and butter together then add the flour.

In a medium bowl, whisk the eggs, cream, and vanilla together for 30 seconds, until they are well combined.
Stream this into the sugar as the mixer is running. (Some add a tbs of white vinegar at this point) 

 


Let that run until the filling is smooth and there are no visible lumps. Pour the filling into the shell. Be careful and do not fill to the top!
Sprinkle the top with ground nutmeg. Place on the foil covered pizza stone already in the oven and let bake for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown.


NOTE: This filling will swell up high and might spill over: that is the reason for the foil! When the pie cools, it will collapse and probably crack. This is normal for this type of pie. So keep an eye on it! If you notice the crust is getting too dark cover it with strips of foil.
This pie will continue to cook after you take it out. So it is OK if it is just a little jiggly when you put it on the cooling rack. 

 




                                 

                                          Elma Lulu Merrick Bickel
                                                    Oct 22 1876  -  Jan 19  1972


Let me introduce you to my great-grandmother Elma, as slave remembers her: 
 
“Why are you on the floor, Grandma? What’s wrong? Did you fall?” I cried out to my great-grandmother and ran to her. She raised her head off her kitchen floor and smiled up at me.

She laughed, “Oh my darling Danny, nothing is wrong. “Come over here and look what I’m doing.” She had her carpenters pencil and a rusty old piece of metal she called a “right angle”. She had been drawing lines on her linoleum.
“See how I hold the right angle as I slowly slide the pencil down the side just using it as a guide. “That way the line is straight.”

Elma’s tongue slowly showed on her lower lip as she drew. I knew that look well, she was building something. Being in her eighties never kept her from doing things that were very un-grandma like.

“But Grandma, why are you drawing on the floor?” I did not say, “If I had tried that, you would tell me to go find the stick.”

Sometimes that was the worst part of a “Switching”. I wouldn’t want to get a very big stick because it would hurt too much. On the other hand if I got one too small, I would just get sent out again. Then I'd get even more whacks on the back of my legs. Grandma would hardly ever switch me but I knew from experience what she could do.

Her eyes sparkled up at me. She knew what I was thinking. “Now honey, there is a difference between scribbling and carefully marking a project. “See how my lines make a pattern?”

“But Grandma, why draw a pattern on the floor” I asked.

“Well, I thought the floor looked rather plain. “Once I get these drawn I’ll come back with a small brush and paint. “You’ll see. “It will look like I have expensive tile down here, or maybe a fancy little rug.”

She looked around, “Would you like to help me?” Her voice lowered to that special tone she used. This was going to be a “secret”, I loved that tone!

She looked me in the eyes and said: “Now, you don’t need to go tell your “Ore-mom” about this until we’re done.” How did she read my mind so well? Grandma was so much more fun than “Ore-mom”. There were “special projects” nearly everyday up here in the attic. This was made into an apartment for my great-grandmother. 

 My brother and I loved having her around. We never knew what she would do next. Some days the attic would fill with the sound of the old reed organ she would pump with her feet. Other times, we would hear hammering or the “rasp ah, rasp ah, rasp” of her hand saw. Life with her around was an adventure! So I was quick to join in.
 
“Grandma, why does Ore-mom get upset when you do something up here?”

“Well Danny, your “Ore-mom” is my daughter”, she had slowed her words watching me pull the pencil. “Yes, some times she worries because she loves us so much.”

“But Grandma, why does she have to fuss so much about everything, all the time?”

“Now Danny, watch what you are doing there. “Here’s an eraser, we’ll just rub that part out. “Try not to hold the right angle so hard, when you hold it too hard it slips. “As to Lura worrying, now where should I start with that?, she said absent minded toward the window. “They had a tough time when she and your “Oredaddy” were married and your mommy was about your age. “Everybody had to work very hard to make ends meet.”

“Grandma that was a long time ago. “Why does she get mad when you are building something up here?”

“Now that, young man, is the type of thing I want you to think about and come up with the answer for me, OK?”

With our lines drawn, (she had me do mine over), she pried open a small can of brown enamel. It smelled horrible! I yanked my head back and made a face. I was used to such nice smells in her kitchen. Her food was never fancy, but all of the love she put into it made for some of my best taste memories. This sure wasn’t cooking. She was stirring the enamel with an old screwdriver.

“Gee Grandma, that’s some strange soup your stirring.”

She let out a cackle. It was a special kind of laugh she did when something caught her “funny bone” that she hadn't seen coming. “I guess your old Grandma is always stirring up something here, isn’t she?”

She was never too busy. She never had to finish her book. She never had to ask: “Don’t you see I’m talking on the phone?”

It made no difference what she was doing. If my brother or I interrupted something, she would give us the biggest smile and use it as a chance to show us how to do something. If that wouldn’t work, she'd say, “pull up a chair.” Then she would tell us a story as she kept working. She had all kinds of stories about stuff that happened when she was young. There were times we thought she was being boring on purpose and excuse ourselves to go off and play. Grandma was living with us now and I could come back for cookies and stories whenever I felt like it.

Today I think: “Oh, if only.”

Yet also today, is wonderful for I get to serve my Master Indy. It truly is a fulfillment of what I was born to do.

socialslave

To satisfy and restore.
To nourish, support and maintain.
To gratify, spoil, comfort and please,
to nurture, assist, and sustain
…..I cook!

Please buy slave's cookbook:

The Little Black Book of Indiscreet Recipes by Dan White http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F315Y4I/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_vAT4sb0934RTM via @amazon



Sunday, September 7, 2014

A Danish Kind of Love

A Danish Kind of Love

This is really a type of “Svinesteg”. Slave did not know what to call this meal. It was created just for My Master Indy and His Forever Love Per.
Pork chops hugged by bacon, with a very Danish combination of apples, onions, and prunes. So its a Danish Kind of Love. Since no love is complete by itself, no meal is complete without its sides. This features roasted corn and Brussels sprouts. Topped off with an easy version of the Danish classic “Citronfromage” or lemon mousse.

Ingredients:

  • 4 boneless pork chops (about 1 inch thick)
  • 1 cup applesauce
  • 4 prunes, chopped
  • 2Tbs chopped onion
  • 4 slices very thick bacon
  • salt & freshly ground black pepper

1 lbs fresh Brussels sprouts

3 ears of corn still in husk

Directions:

Preheat oven to 400°F.


Wash the sprouts in a vinegar water bath
Shuck the corn, then cut off the kernels.


Rinse off the sprouts and cut off the bases.


Chop the prunes and the onion. Mix into the applesauce.



Spread out wax paper on the counter. Line two nine inch pie pans with foil and spray lightly.



On the work surface lay out the strips of bacon.


On each piece, put a tablespoon of the applesauce mix, then a pork chop on top of that.



Add another spoonful of mix on top of each chop and wrap the bacon “arms” around to give each chop a big hug.




Set two of these bundles in each lined pie pan and bake for 30 to 35 minutes until a meat thermometer inserted in thickest part of the meat should register about 150°F

Line a baking sheet with foil and put the corn on one side and the sprouts on the other. Spray well with butter flavored cooking spray and slide that into the oven on the lowest shelf or rack.














Turn oven to broil. Put the pie pans up near the heat and broil on each side for about 5 to 10 minutes or until the bacon gets nice and crisp. Remove the pie pans and let sit to rest for 10 minutes. With the oven off and door shut the vegetables will continue to roast until the natural sugars start to caramelize and the sprouts are “al dente” or still slightly resistant to the teeth but not mushy.
If desired, warm any left over applesauce mixture to serve alongside.

This can also be done with thicker bone in chops: just raise temperature to 425 and bake for 20 minutes.




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Slave suggests you make this either the night before or much earlier that day so that the dessert gets to set in the refrigerator.

Citronfromage – Danish Lemon Mousse

In our age of almost universal Air Conditioning, we forget the natural cooling properties of the lemon. This is an easy, lower fat take on the traditional Danish desert that is usually served at “Jul Time”.


Let slave stress that fresh squeezed lemon juice is so much better than the reconstituted stuff. You know the “juice” that has been sitting in your refrigerator for months? Well, often just adding juice can make a dish bitter. So in this, slave uses what is called “zest”. That is tiny bits of the bright colored part of the fruit skin. This part contains the lemon oil that naturally gives more of the flavor without the bitterness. Just grate off the color not the white layer underneath. Your kitchen will fill with the fantastic smell and you never had to turn on the stove!
This is dedicated to You Per!


Ingredients:

4½ cup size (1oz) lemon flavored instant pudding & pie filling
1½ cups skim milk
zest from 2 small lemons
8 oz frozen lower fat whipped topping, thawed.
9 inch prepared graham cracker crust


Wash the lemons and make sure the whipped topping has thawed.
slave used two different types of tools to get the lemon zest. 
 

One that makes tiny curls – use just a bit for garnish.
The other a larger type of grater for most of the zest.



Follow package instructions for the pie filling EXCEPT use only 1 ½ cups milk not the full two cups. Adding the majority of the lemon zest while beating the mix. 

 

With bowl off of the mixer, gently fold in the whipped topping a small bit at a time. With a spatula. Lift as you stir because you don't what it to lose the fluffy texture.





Remove the plastic lid from the pie shell and spoon in the mix. Sprinkle the tiny curls on top for a garnish.
Now take that clear plastic lid, turn in upside down and put it back on the crust. You only have to crimp it in three or four places to hold while you put it in the refrigerator to set for about 2 – 3 hours.
Slave can't describe the wonderful aroma this non-baked dessert has flavored the kitchen with.


Please allow slave to express its joy in serving Master Indy. Now that this post is made. The kitchen is cleaned up.
Coffee has been enjoyed with this great dessert and dishwasher is running. Now slave is allowed to serve Master in yet another way:



A Joyous Tango

Enjoy becoming enslaved
For now you have found your purpose in life
Achieved your goal, won your battle -
now claim your prize: your joy!

Offer your gift of submission and find your fulfillment forever.

You know it is right. You know this is what for so very long
you have wanted, you have searched for.

This is not the disappointment you have purchased in the past
squandering your life, making do, settling for, accepting less.
No, This, This is GOLD!

Relax now to the pain. It is Master's gift to you.
They were wrong, those teaching you it was bad.
Pain is a granting of energy!
Let it flow into your body flushing away your doubts.
Don't anticipate, react!
You're part of a wonderful symphony, both instrument and music.
Float with it. Let it guide you.
Give thanks to Him for this fantastic dance you share
Elation so few can experience.
Swirl as the energies pass back and forth
From Him to You, From You to Him
Together in a harmony only angels have known.

This is your forever. It is here, it is now.
This is your dream. live it, love it, share it with Him
He is your “HIM”
Your beginning and end
Your Master, your owner.
Your teacher & friend
At last you are becoming His.

Slave is completely His property and never has been happier!

socialslave

To satisfy and restore.
To nourish, support and maintain.
To gratify, spoil, comfort and please,
to nurture, assist, and sustain
…..I cook!

Please buy slave's cookbook:

The Little Black Book of Indiscreet Recipes by Dan White http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F315Y4I/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_vAT4sb0934RTM via @amazon










Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Peach Ice Dream Bars

Peach Ice Dream Bars

As one last farewell to summer, slave comes up with this do it yourself recipe for ice cream bars! Slave will not have to ask you what you would do for one, will he? In fact these are very low fat. It uses low-fat whipped topping with chopped up peaches for a filling. A layer of peanut flavored crisps and a coating of dark chocolate. Why its positively healthy, or at least medicinal for what ails you.


Come on, you know you want to try this. Along the way you will learn how to home make a “magic shell” chocolate topping! If you find putting all of the parts together to confusing, you can make the peach topping mix, freeze it and serve scopes covered with the chocolate shell topping and have a Crispy crunch cookie to serve along with it. See, slave is always thinking of you.
 

Ingredients

Filling:
1 15oz can sliced “Freestone” peaches in extra light syrup
1 12oz container of low fat frozen whipped topping

Crispy:
3 cups of a Crispy Rice cereal
½ cup smooth low fat peanut butter
½ cup corn syrup

Shell coating:
2 cups (12oz.) of dark chocolate chips
½ cup of Coconut Oil (measured when solid) you can use the cheaper butter for this but coconut oil just works better. If using butter keep the portion about the same - 4 parts chips to 1 part butter

Directions:
Wash out a pan for mini meat loafs and dry it well then spray with cooking spray lightly.


Drain the can of Freestone peaches and cut them up into small pieces. Using a large bowl, fold the pieces into the thawed topping and spoon in the molds. Cover with plastic wrap and freeze for at least 4 hours or better overnight.
























Next day:
To make the crispy layer: measure out 3 cups of cereal into a large bowl. Spray a ½ cup measure then fill it with smooth peanut butter. Slide that into a medium bowl. Spray the measure again and fill with corn syrup. Add to bowl.
NOTE: anytime you have to measure something thick and sticky, lubricate it first!. It comes out so much easier. ALSO: Anytime you use a syrup, have a damp paper towel handy to wipe the top and the top of bottle. That way the next time opening will be much easier.




Slave finds if you microwave this for less than 30 seconds it will mix well. You do NOT want it to be hot, just a liquid so that it can pour into the large bowl of cereal. 
 















 Mix that well. Take out the pan of frozen topping and remove the plastic.

Keep you hands wet as you spoon out the crispy mixture on each of the bars. Damp hands will let you pat this out evenly. Re-cover with new plastic wrap. If you like take a rolling pin and smooth out this layer. It will be the bottom of the bar. Refreeze for about an hour. You just want to keep it frozen while you get the last step ready.



Magic shell topping:
Use a microwave-safe bowl or container and add the chips along with the coconut oil.
Take the frozen pan out of the freezer, and un-mold the bars.
If they don't want to come, dampen a small towel and microwave it for 30 seconds. Lay the towel on the counter and sit the pan on that.






Roll out wax paper to cover the counter, then cut squares of foil that are big enough to hold each bar with about 2 inches on all sides. Place a bar on each and pull up the edges so that you don't get chocolate all over the place. Oh you will but this does help!

 Melt the chocolate & coconut oil in the microwave, using 30 seconds at a time and stir between each “zapping” until it is melted and smooth.
Spoon the chocolate over the bars covering them as much as possible.
The topping will harden in about 30 to 40 seconds. You will be able to tell because it stops being glossy. If it hardens too soon, just scrape up any left over and put back into the bowl then zap again. You want each bar to be well covered so that they can be held. Then slide each back into the freezer. Now after they are really hard again. Wrap each like a Christmas present with wax paper and then with foil.



Keep in freezer until ready to serve, just like the brand named bar. Except these will be home made and taste much better!





This homemade chocolate topping works great on ice cream or even for coating strawberries or other fruit.


Slave is happy to present this last of summer treat for you.

socialslave

To satisfy and restore.
To nourish, support and maintain.
To gratify, spoil, comfort and please,
to nurture, assist, and sustain
…..I cook!

Please buy slave's cookbook:

The Little Black Book of Indiscreet Recipes by Dan White http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F315Y4I/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_vAT4sb0934RTM via @amazon