For His Master's Veneration: Comfortably Romantic Bacon Cheeseburger Pasta

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Comfortably Romantic Bacon Cheeseburger Pasta

To those of you stressing out about the up coming Hearts & Flowers Holiday, Please don't! Take the advise of an experienced old silly slave: Stress is the biggest boner buster you run into since that time your mother caught you masturbating! The best romance comes from being comfortable with who you are with and who you are. So consider some comfort food for the big dinner! This is truly serving someone!

What is more comfortable than a bacon cheese burger? Except maybe a bacon-cheeseburger casserole! All of the great tastes and you can do it on the stove top, so to speak.

Ingredients:

½ box of uncooked elbow macaroni
4 slices of diced bacon
1 lbs of ground beef
1 yellow onion chopped

1 (14 ounce) can of stewed tomatoes drained
½ stick of salted butter

1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp of salt
1 tsp of pepper
1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese
½ cup of freshly grated Parmesan cheese

Directions:

Cook the macaroni according to the shortest time listed and drain it.

Replace the pasta in the pot and mix in ½ stick of the butter.

While that cooks: chop the onion and the bacon.

Cook the bacon in a large skillet until crispy remove to paper towel. Wipe out most of the bacon grease leaving about 1-2 tbs in the skillet. Mix in the ground beef and onions and cook for 5 minutes.

Add the garlic powder, salt, and pepper and cook for 5 more minutes.

Mix in the stewed tomatoes until well combined then stir in the warm macaroni, bacon and shredded cheese.
Cook the mixture over low heat to blend flavors until heated through. Maybe about 3-4 minutes.
If you like a brown and serve bread from a tube goes great with this. If your special someone wishes a green vegetable with this, fix one that does not have a sauce.