It shall be this one's duty to offer recipes and menus. These will be easy to follow, and tested to be good enough that a slave would allow his Master to serve it to Master's Guests and reflect only the best of his Master.
For far worse than Master's anger is Master's disappointment.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Master, Your Morning Oatmeal Awaits
developed from original
by Alton Brown
Oats Welcome You to slave's special:
Little Black Book of Indiscreet Recipes”
are fourteen special dishes created and designed as a tribute to my
Master Indy. They are being presented one a day for the two weeks
leading up to the second anniversary serving Master. The Man who,
when He wishes to exert it, has total control over my life. ...and I
would have it no other way!
cup steel cut “Old Fashioned” oats Not “quick” or “Instant”
or “easy” 1
6 oz pkg dried cranberries and raisins 1 5oz pkg dried Apples.
cups water ¾ Cup fat free half-and-half ½ Cup fresh
blueberries for garnish when serving.
a slow cooker, Spray with cooking spray,
oats, ½ pkg of Apples, ½ pkg cranberries and raisins, Cinnamon, and
vanilla. Pour water and fat free half-and-half over and stir with a
wooden spoon. Set cooker to LOW, or if Yours has the setting “warm”.
Put a lid on it and let it sit for between 6 and 7 hours. The aroma
will fool you into believing that a fresh homemade apple pie awaits
in fact this will taste much better! And help lower You bad LDL
you wake and check on its progress. Stir well. It might be soupy,
crank the temperature up to HIGH stir in the rest of the cranberries
and apples let finish cooking for about ½ an hour.
is a heavenly way to wake.
will find this very easy to play with not only to find just what
satisfies Master the most, but also what might work for variety. For
example: Masters favorites are blue berries and mangoes. But it would
bore the Hell out of him if that were all slave ever used.
pots and slow cookers vary so much in settings that it is difficult
to make general “carved in stone recipes” with set times.
However they are known to be forgiving.
to remember with this breakfast:
heat setting If Yours has the “warm” setting – use that!
the insides or you might find it will take all the next night
chiseling off the baked on stuff.
add ½ the fruits at the start. After 8 hours of cooking most will
have disappeared having been cooked into a pulp in the night.
for playing around with this recipe, you will be only limited by your
imagination (and some good sense – forget the garlic OK?)
Mangoes, Blueberries, Maybe apricots or frozen, unsweetened
peaches..dried cherries, OR one
chopped apple, 2 tsp of cinnamon and 1 tbsp of vanilla, or
brown sugar, nutmeg, 1/2 stick butter, and a pinch of salt. How
about almond milk?
fruit cooked in it overnight disperses enough sweetener that sugar or
syrup is not necessary.
Muffins from leftovers
the recipe and use left overs to make muffins. Add a cup of Uncooked
oats to mixture, also some flour, brown sugar, eggs and butter. The
leftovers can make a passel of muffins... Freeze in zip bags of two
each. Remove the night before, then carry with You to Starbucks for
coffee, they should be perfect and will keep you “moving”
everyday as well Sorry, just had to throw that in!
Master wakes happy – slave will be happy all day!
satisfy and restore. To nourish, support and maintain. To gratify,
spoil, comfort and please, to nurture, assist, and sustain …..I